This is a test, and only a test, of the emergence nonsense system.
if you should have some tea, drink it now. otherwise have blueberries with you waffles.
whip cream will make a wife happy, as can an ice-cream cake.
if this were a real emergency you would not be sitting here reading this, so this must only be a test.
a test of the emergency nonsense system.
The noise that you might make, had this been an emergency, might include a few swears and curses, and should not be confused with an attempt at humour, like many a stand up comedian, especially when talking about sex, drugs, or are eddie murphy.
thank you for tolerating this test. we now return you to your regular shenanigans.
